RECALL NOTICE: The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units
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Posted on Mon, Aug 14, 2017
The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units
manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.
This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype unitscode named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of
the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has
been identified as "Sub-sequential Internal Non-morality,"
more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.
Some of the symptoms include
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory- authorized repair and service
free of charge to correct this defect. The Repair Technician,JESUS,
has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required. The number to call for repair in all
. Once connected, please upload
your burden of SIN through the
Next, download ATONEMENT
from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.
No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
9. Self control
Please see the operating manual, the
(BEST Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.
Continuing to operate the human being unit
without correction voids any manufacturer warranties,
exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to
list, and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus.
The human being units not responding to thisrecall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to
prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for your attention!