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RECALL NOTICE: The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units

Posted on Mon, Aug 14, 2017

RECALL NOTICE:

The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units

manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.

This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype unitscode named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of

the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has

been identified as "Sub-sequential Internal Non-morality,"

more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.

Some of the symptoms include

:

1. Loss of direction

2. Foul vocal emissions

3. Amnesia of origin

4. Lack of peace and joy

5. Selfish or violent behavior

6. Depression or confusion

7. Fearfulness

8. Idolatry

9. Rebellion

The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory- authorized repair and service

free of charge to correct this defect. The Repair Technician,JESUS,

has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required. The number to call for repair in all

areas is:

P-R-A-Y-E-R

. Once connected, please upload

your burden of SIN through the

REPENTANCE procedure.

Next, download ATONEMENT

from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.

No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:

1. Love

2. Joy

3. Peace

4. Patience

5. Kindness

6. Goodness

7. Faithfulness

8. Gentleness

9. Self control

Please see the operating manual, the

B.I.B.L.E.

(BEST Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.

WARNING:

Continuing to operate the human being unit

without correction voids any manufacturer warranties,

exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to

list, and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus.

DANGER:

The human being units not responding to thisrecall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to

prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for your attention!

- GOD

 

 


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